Pretty panties

Just an undergarment? Psh! I think NOT! Think about the last time you wore your big old cotton granny panties all day. How did you feel all day? Blah right? Think about the last time you put on some silky draws! How did you feel all day? Beautiful right? Yeah, panties make or break your day. Today for instance, I have a crap meeting to go to for a crap reason because a crap person decided to be crappy. It had me in a blah mood all day yesterday. Today I got up and got ready for my shower and looked in the panty drawer. I could wear the cotton ones, but then thought about the meeting. Instead, I reached for the lipstick pink satin and lace. Now, I’m sitting here in my chair with a little smirk on my face. You might be craptastic, but I have on pretty panties!
My husband is another example. As long as we have known each other, he has always worn solid colored boxer briefs. They are all blue, gray or black and really boring (though over time bleach has turned most of them pink or orange). Well, we are going through a weight loss together and he had to buy new undies the other day. He grabbed some camouflaged (GASP) ones instead this time. I swear you would think he had bought his first pair of Spiderman Under-roos the way he was running around in them laughing and saying “you can’t see me, I have camo underwear!” LOL Men!
You can’t even say “I’m too big they don’t have any pretty panties in my size” anymore! Because Lane Bryant (shameless plug and if one day I ever become a famous blogger I fully expect a free pair of pretty panties for this) has some of the CUTEST and most comfortable SETS (yes plus sized women, there are sets that will fit you comfortably and you can still look cute and/or sexy) and they always have specials like 5/$25 or something like that. So stop using that excuse!
It’s just a theory, but the next time you have a meeting you don’t want to go to or you are just in a blah mood, grab some pretty panties and see if it doesn’t make your day a little better. Just sayin!

Spandex

Spandex is a privilege not a right people! Just because it comes in your size does NOT mean you need to wear it. And if your jeans are so tight they look like spandex, you need new ones. Just sayin!

The Copy and Paster

You all know exactly who I am talking about. They guy at work that can't do his own actual work and just copies and pastes everything. Have you ever heard of PLAGIARISM!!! Okay, so no, we aren't talking about pulitzer prize winning books here but you copy and paste EVERYTHING. Emails, memos, notes, excel sheets, what DON't you copy?

I bet even your wedding vows were like everyone elses! (Okay, bad example, but everyone gets my point right?)

Seriously, I get no less than 3 duplicate emails a day because I get the initial notification and "C & P" decides to resend it to everyone! Do I care if everyone in an office building 3 blocks away is having a 3 hour lunch? NO! and neither does anyone else in OUR building!

UGH!!! All you C &P's out there, CUT IT OUT! If you have a C & P at your place of work, feel free to send them a link to this blog as a HINT!